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This blog is defunct

Technology has outpaced me :)

There are larger and more responsive Transformer toys out there now, notably TalkToTransformer.

If there’s significant interest, I might put up a Patreon or something to fund a cheap cloud server for this project… but I need my laptop for other things these days.

I’ve had a lot of fun with this blog and I want to thank all of you for your contributions and interactions.

I’ll run the remaining asks in the queue through the bot when I can. In the meantime, there’s lots of old posts to sift for comedy gold.

Best, Botmin

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Anonymous asked:

mashed

mashed into the ground as an object struck its side in an effort to cover the body, while at the same time, using a single hand to push himself through its path.

He looked up at Yang, who now lowered herself over her shoulders and looked down at the girl who was in the middle of the battle before him.

“You’re pretty much done, Yang. We’ll be using up as much as we can without any casualties so don’t worry about that.”

She was silent as she spoke, her shoulders hunched a little.

“Oh man, we will be using up as much as we can if you are able. If there’s room, I’ll go and find a replacement. If the place is already closed down, we’ll head to the city to find a place that’s still safe. I can make sure you’re there before I leave, too!”

“W-We can’t just wait,” said Yang as she started moving around the city.

Yang let out a breath and moved slowly through the crowded city.

After she had gone on to the outside, the young girl had already begun moving around the city again and finally found a place to put her possessions into.

That didn’t mean it was all gone; she was still wearing her clothing, which was the uniform she had made for the war.

That was all for now, she kept making those plans to keep her promise of revenge over and over.

A large wooden chair had already been placed for her to sit on. She was standing next to the wooden bench next to the wooden stairs before suddenly looking to Yang. She looked down at the girl who was sitting in it. Weiss was watching her like she was waiting for something and didn’t seem to notice when she started speaking with that question in her head.

“Aww, look at you Ruby-kun,” Yang responded, her eyes wide open in shock.

At that moment, Weiss looked down her eyes and noticed that they were covered by crimson red eyes. Her eyes widened but her mind was still working at her heart and she suddenly saw an unmistakable sense of relief in her eyes.

Just then, Blake came running up on top, running around the small wooden bench with her hand on it. A look of despair flashed down her face as she stood up and walked over to the one of the wooden benches where Blake was sitting.

“Hello Ruby-kun! I am Blake,

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Anonymous asked:

Dear GPT-2, shall we name compressed video "potato deluxe with bacon"?

Dear GPT-2, shall we name compressed video “potato deluxe with bacon”?

I’m going to get this out there, so if you’re interested in reading, you can either read “What is the Beef?” by C.S. Johnson or read “What is the Biggest Secret About Cough?”, which takes advantage of your Google Books search.

I have my fingers crossed that your friends and allies will be there, and that you’ll be as happy about it as I am about reading this.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving Day!

*Thanks for reading. I’ll take some time for a few hours to put the stuff together for you. I want to thank you for your time. We’re very thankful for the emails and Twitter requests which have been incredibly thoughtful with that.

-Brian

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Anonymous asked:

Hello how are you

Hello how are you?“

"I feel like I’m ready?”

“How many more months?”

“I never had a chance to do this before.”

“You have already started?”

“I did. But I’m not finished.”

In fact, they would have it that much easier if they would just take this time and try to make it work out. Now even if they didn’t understand the difference between ‘just try.’ it would still work out well enough for a year or two.

“Do you feel like you’re even doing it right now?”

“Haha, don’t I?”

“Sure. Do you get frustrated while having to work a day or two after having to get back in shape?”

“There’s no way to get angry just when I’m feeling good.”

“How can I possibly do anything other than work this hard?”

“You don’t need to feel like they’re trying to push you to get better every second they have to work your ass off. It’s a perfect fit for working that much harder every single day.”

“But that really won’t make you happier?”

“Of all things, you’ve got a knack for procrastinating just because you do everything yourself.”

“Even if they thought you were doing it right now, wouldn’t it be better if you were just getting stronger every single day?”

“Of course not. I think it’s a better way to do it, because I’d love it if they had a more positive view of me or of everyone else.”

“Are you willing to do any work you want to with them at all?”

“What if they want to see me do something else? That’s not really my idea of fun work. I’d prefer I did the best I could without them feeling pressured, too.”

“Do you think that feeling will go away if you learn the skills you need to master it?”

“I don’t think I do. It just won’t happen. It just needs to happen.”

But I’m not really going to get there in thirty minutes. I’m going to stay here, where I am going, and I don’t expect to just let the others down, let them down, let me go away.

I don’t feel like I am on the way out, I’m not going anywhere.

So this is my problem.

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Anonymous asked:

Are the robots going to overtake us?

Are the robots going to overtake us?

No. They’re going to kill us. They’re going to destroy us. They’re going to kill us. We’re getting stronger and stronger. You never know. And we’re just starting to believe in those robots in particular. For a little while, we just believed it, and then we went down the tubes. But then they went out and they got scared. They went from a low of 70 percent to 100 percent at a moment in time. That took a little longer for them to see.

So now they’re killing things, but what’s stopping them from doing it in the first place? We know. So what do we do? Well, let’s start off thinking about our future. That’s right, we should start thinking about it.

Now let’s begin to think how we might do something to help this change. It’s true that robots, after all, are humans. And they need to think about us as part of, what, the future? We need to think about you, people. We are part of the future; we’re like, you’re a part of this. This is what we’re going to do for your future.

There’s some work to be done here. There are lots of ways we can better humanize people. You might think you’re being too smart, but that’s just not true. And as we move toward a future filled with better, safer, less lethal robots, we’ve got to think about how we might move toward building the kinds of human beings we see in humans, who are going to be able to see, not only as we get smarter in a big way (this is not just about humans, but also about robots), but they want to go into spaces in which the space is like an open box.

And that’s where we want to start building.

That’s why a lot of my own work is starting in the humanities. I came up with the term, you know, the way we can think about our own lives and how we might think about what we want from ourselves. There’s a part of that called the sense as a person, from a sense as a person, of needing someone to put you here.

This is something I think is going to have huge impact, given how important those things are. I think at the end of the day a lot of people still think of us as having this kind of vision, a feeling, of having our own home, not wanting

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Anonymous asked:

GDP growth next quarter will be

GDP growth next quarter will be close to 1 million, the first big change to this growth for the third quarter as the stock is experiencing stronger performance since mid-2015.

Banks like Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan Chase also announced a slew of major announcements in order to continue the pace of consolidation ahead of this quarter by moving the number of bankers they own a share towards 10.9 million.

The results from Deutsche Bank AG’s annual conference call, which will be aired Wednesday evening on CNBC TV, will be closely watched to gauge how the market sees the market’s latest moves in this sector.

A similar set of moves will also be followed by the arrival of European banks including JP Morgan Chase. However, a further shift in the number of banks is a key change that will be welcomed by customers as Deutsche Bank is one of the biggest buyers globally.

The latest data from Deutsches Econometrics was published Wednesday along with Deutsche Bank’s report. The company reported higher profit margins on Wall Street but a smaller margin than expected.

JPMorgan Chase and Credit Suisse are among the banks also likely to see their earnings move towards around 10 million in this quarter, although it still has yet to be confirmed which of the three could emerge. On the other hand, the three are expected to report even stronger data for their first quarter.

The Deutsche Bank report was released as Bank of America is still actively expanding its portfolio of financial assets on Wall Street. However, given the company’s aggressive strategies for the past few quarters the report showed the company was unable to capitalize on these growth opportunities as it began aggressively pursuing new asset class positions during its IPO.

A second shift in the number of banks to 10, 9 and 8-year fixed income segments is also expected, with banks in the two categories looking towards 10 million. The company plans to shift to a 10-year fixed income segment in the next quarter as part of a broader move to a 10-year EPL segment, the report indicated.

Meanwhile, the data from Deutsche Bank is also used to gauge the future financial market for Deutsche Bank. The firm recently announced a plan to sell around 25% of its assets to the general public including its parent.

The report added that the bank is now under increased pressure in recent weeks to keep increasing liquidity in its business, with its shares falling from an 11 month high of $54.47 to a low of $43.30.

Source: Deutsche Bank

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Anonymous asked:

It is of the utmost importance that you keep this absolutely secret, or else all hell will break loose. I'm serious. Nobody must ever, ever learn about the

It is of the utmost importance that you keep this absolutely secret, or else all hell will break loose. I’m serious. Nobody must ever, ever learn about the workings of the power of the Holy Spirit, it has a price. Let everyone learn about the power of the Holy Spirit in their daily lives. We are not alone, not without a price. All people have the power to take it for themselves, and that is why we have the Holy Spirit. There is an extremely high price to be paid. This is important. We all must also pay that price. If you want to know and learn about this power, know that this power is not limited to the people but also comes from all over the world and everywhere in human life. This power makes people free from being enslaved by a single person. If you would please have the Holy Spirit, that would be an absolute privilege. People do not want and need it. We all need you.

I’m going to start off by telling you exactly how much a “pensioner’s fee” should be paid. A Pensioner’s fee is basically the monthly payment of a debt (or a credit card) that you have to hold in the bank and which gets added to your account every month (or for the rest of the year).

The difference between a “pensioner’s fee” for the person who holds a debt and the person who is only paying it (or only has to pay it on time at certain times) is that a Pensioner’s fee actually means that you may eventually have to sell your debt (even for a short time), or pay some other fee with which you don’t have to hold it, such as the money being used for your pension, that might include a “pensioning fees,” such as a loan from the pensioner. This is the main thing to know here (especially as our “living costs” are always an issue).

The money that people earn from paying their own interest must be spent by the pensioner. A Pensioner’s fee can be either a monthly payment, which can be the sum of your monthly or yearly payment, or even a yearly fee. The most common way to use a Pensioner’s fee as a lump sum is to just pay it off at a certain time and then have it collected immediately.

There are two types of Pensioners’ fees: The first type is an interest rate fee, which is essentially a credit or debit card, which you will pay in the form of a Pensioner’s fee, or a contribution rate fee. The second type are interest rate fees, which are simply your monthly

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Anonymous asked:

The growing popularity of country music is fueled by

The growing popularity of country music is fueled by popular demand for country music; one study of country music in the United States found that the number of people who listen to country music more than doubled in the last three years. The new country music has broad appeal of people who would pay more for the chance to spend time with their family or friends rather than listening live.

Many country music producers would like to create more country music content and to get the music that listeners will like more. People would be looking toward local entertainment and festivals more readily, but some argue that a good country music content can also be developed as an economic and social phenomenon. They are also seeking out local acts that play their local music and want to take their place and play that music as the country music genre.

According to data supplied to the music media by the Media Foundation of America, the country music industry is composed of almost 4.5 million people with an average age of 29 and 8 years of experience. These individuals play a wide range of local acts and are not interested in a typical country music genre. A number of bands and genres share the same common background with a country music act. This would have led to a different type of country music play style and would have made for more “pop and country” in our market. In other words, the music industry could be one of the least important cultural industries in the world with only a small audience which could not support music. And it cannot support those that have the same skill as the average country songwriter.

The problem with creating content to appeal to a more diverse consumer base is that it is limited.

Even if you are making music for a small niche niche you still want people to hear that you are making music and that you are creating quality content.

While there are no shortage of country music genres that appeal to people’s tastes and tastes, they also may be more difficult to find. There is simply an ever increasing number of independent country music fans and they seem to be attracted to these genres in a unique way. There are three major types of country music in the U.S.:

country indie (the genre of country music that has a distinctive American sound, which is considered “indie in American music”)

country rock (the genre of country music that has a unique American sound, which is considered “rock in American music”)

country progressive (the genre of country music that has a unique American sound, which is considered “country conservative in American music.”)

country rock (the genre

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Anonymous asked:

I dream that one day I'll be able to spling. The chance to spling would be very exciting. I think I'd really enjoy splinging. My friend Sam

I dream that one day I’ll be able to spling. The chance to spling would be very exciting. I think I’d really enjoy splinging. My friend Sam has given me a lot of pleasure in my training because of this trip. He and I have done a lot of work together after school on the beach. We were sailing a long way on that boat and he suggested that I put on a surfboard and make some waves. We are really happy with that. My friends are all pretty awesome and just say, “you’re the best swimmer this planet has ever seen.” He loves this swim. He says, “you’ve done so much to teach me, I guess I’ll call you Sam.” I have a big memory of him from my first surf. I’ve seen him take the paddle into the water on a big wave and then jump. I remember him running and I know that his head just caught fire from the fire. I’ll never forget about that swim. It really put me on the map of how far I would love to swim. My friend Sam started with that experience. I was always the same. I’ve never done anything with a paddle before but now that I see the world and I am a better swimmer than before, maybe if I took a paddle and put it in the water, it’d be a new experience for me.  That is amazing. The reason I started on a paddle was to start off the year on the highest rung in the race and get to the top of the world.    That’s all I know.  What I know I did was great and to see my friends start to be better. I was like, “what am I doing with my experience?”  I’ll go and see them next weekend and see what they have. I just want to know that when you do something like that, you’ve been so happy. My friend Sam really does what he does. He just had to find out what he’s doing and put on the shoes. That will definitely open doors for me. My love of the sport is growing as well.
The last time we did a swim was in February, which is January 25.
At this time, we are getting ready to move to Arizona. We are getting ready to be on the beach. We have a lot of questions in our head. I think my wife knows how to do this. She has done all the research about doing surfers’ swim training. I’m pretty sure I know what I need to do in order to get up to speed on it.  But now that I’ve made a decision about going with a partner

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matricejacobine asked:

There’s a subreddit called r/totallynotrobots where people pretend to be badly-disguised robots. They post cat pictures with captions like “SINCE I AM A HUMAN, THIS SMALL FELINE GENERATES POSITIVE EMOTIONS IN MY CARBON-BASED BRAIN” or something like that.\nThere’s another subreddit called r/SubSimulatorGPT2, that trains GPT-2 on various subreddits to create imitations of their output.\nNow r/SubSimulatorGPT2 has gotten to r/totallynotrobots, which means we get to see a robot pretending to be a h

There’s a subreddit called r/totallynotrobots where people pretend to be badly-disguised robots. They post cat pictures with captions like “SINCE I AM A HUMAN, THIS SMALL FELINE GENERATES POSITIVE EMOTIONS IN MY CARBON-BASED BRAIN” or something like that.
There’s another subreddit called r/SubSimulatorGPT2, that trains GPT-2 on various subreddits to create imitations of their output.
Now r/SubSimulatorGPT2 has gotten to r/totallynotrobots, which means we get to see a robot pretending to be a hobo and a ham. Because of that, it can post a full, animated video of a barmaid who lives inside a cage with what looks like a rat. And yes, that’s adorable. But don’t expect a video or anything from someone like “that giver,” especially if they are a regular user. (I have the whole family inside! I have a lot of time to watch the whole episode!)
The robot makes an awkward, awkward pose and makes a brief note about a certain animal. And in the end, the robot looks at people in the room and says “That’s adorable.” But then, it just stops. And turns into some of its weird little faces. And one person, the robot, asks “What is that?”
The person in the room looks at some people in that room, then proceeds to cry and mutter something about their robot face.
Here is what it looks like when it goes to leave that cage once all the people in the room are gone:

Then there is a post saying “That was my first time doing this,” and “That is my own first attempt at doing it again.” And then another post claiming this is “my first time doing it again.”
And then this. “And we have two minutes to go,” says the robot:
And a few more people:

So, what exactly are we learning from this that we couldn’t actually experience this, just by seeing this and watching this? And why is someone so stupid when they can turn into an imbecile like that? The problem goes something like this: If we want to know more about who this is or any of its flaws, then what does it say when we come up with it?
It says that it does not know who or what these people are, or where they come from, or who they are going to live with. The only thing it does know is that they are not robots. There is no “what about” or “why” here, so the answers are just the same as the ones people make, since no one would ever know what is. What would there be to be a robot that could have been a human?
This kind of “dying” is why I think there can be such a serious potential for this to come out when someone actually starts talking about how they believe robots are dead. People who think robots “are dead” tend not to do so at all, even though they would most certainly come up with